Down with nicknames!
Examples of how to eliminate nicknames and restore words to their proper form:
Just don’t call me by my nicholas-name; I hate it!
From our jungle camp-site we could hear the distant beating of a thomas-thomas.
I don’t know what that means; I’ll have to look it up in the richardtionary.
If I could find the right lawyer, I’d susan him for all he’s worth.
You won’t find me jason-walking in that town; they fine you for the most ridiculous infractions.
I told him he could william me for the balance.
Preparing for a night on the town, I took my cane, donalded my fedora, and went out.
You can see how he managed that scheme; just connect the dorothies.
I’ll be franklin with you: you’ve made a mess of it.
I gave the stephenadore my trunk to carry on board.
It was last janetuary when I first met him.
Last year the four of us took a trek into the High Andrews.
It was the middle of a summer’s day, and you could hear the catherinedids trilling in the trees.
A penelope for your thoughts, my dear.
Don’t fight it, my friend; just go with the florence.
Well, arthur for arthur’s sake, I always say.
This Halloween we’re going to go to the party next door and robert for apples.
I don’t find his argument very convincenting.
Arrgh! Last night I got a charles-horse on the basketball court.
Harvard is the best edwarducation that money can buy.
They say that lemmings commit suicide by running off the cliffords and falling into the sea.
That’s a valeriuable necklace you’re wearing.
I love the San Francisco trolivers.
Thanks for inviting us to your new daughter’s christopherning.
You know what they say, leslie is more.
Winifred-the-Pooh was my favorite childhood book; it’s a shame what Disney did to it.
Wasn’t it Abraham Lincoln who elizabetherated the slaves?
Let’s sit here and relax; the children can go play on the jungle-james.
He’s really got a beatrice in his bonnet over what they’re charging these days.